Alex P. Berg > Quotes

“It’s not that I hate mornings, it’s that they always come at such an inconvenient time of the day.”
― Alex P. Berg, Red Hot Steele

“Before I’d even had a chance to sniff the backpack’s straps, a herd of the most surly, foul-tempered creatures ever to set foot on our gods’ green earth descended upon me in a wave of furrowed brows and accusatory fingers—angry librarians.”
― Alex P. Berg, Cold Hard Steele

“I don’t suppose you’re feeling anything coming on about now? Maybe some mystical foresight into past events or a fleeting image of the threads of time?”
― Alex P. Berg, Red Hot Steele

“Cairny was only part human—a fact that spoke as equally to the diversity of our city as it did to the willingness of mankind to bang anything that moves.”
― Alex P. Berg, Red Hot Steele

“Slums are a lot like diseases, and police officers act as the city’s immune system. Not only do they maintain the peace, but they keep the ghetto from spreading. I”
― Alex P. Berg, Red Hot Steele

“Hold on there, pal. Why don’t you take a deep breath and tell me what you know. And keep in mind most of us prefer sentences over stream-of-consciousness word vomit.”
― Alex P. Berg, Red Hot Steele

“brown pants wrapped themselves around her rear as tightly as a kraken squeezing a pirate ship.”
― Alex P. Berg, Red Hot Steele

“It was in a neighborhood called New Respiro, which I think translates to something like ‘fresh breath of air.’ It’s a bit of a misnomer. If anything, the place smelled like hobo urine and ethnic spices.”
― Alex P. Berg, Cold Hard Steele

“Shay turned her nose up. “Beer? No thanks. When I drink, I prefer wine.” I gagged. “Seriously? You’re a spoiled grapes girl? That explains a lot.”
― Alex P. Berg, Red Hot Steele