John Jester > Quotes

“What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people aren’t interested?   - A teacher!”
― John Jester, Kids Jokes School Edition

“Pupil: It’s a waste of time  going to school.   Parent: Why’s that? Pupil: The teacher doesn’t know anything. All she does is ask us questions!”
― John Jester, Kids Jokes School Edition

“Teacher: If you receive £12 from 5 people, what do you get?   Pupil: A new bike!”
― John Jester, Kids Jokes School Edition

“Pupil: Sir, I don’t have a pencil.   Teacher: I want you to write 200 times, ‘I will not forget my school pencil.’ Pupil: With what?”
― John Jester, Kids Jokes School Edition

“Teacher: If there are any idiots in the class, would you please stand up?   After a long silence a pupil gets to his feet. Teacher: Why do you consider yourself an idiot? Pupil: I don’t. I just don’t like to see you stand there all by yourself!”
― John Jester, Kids Jokes School Edition

“Pupil: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?   Teacher: Of course not. Pupil: Good, because I didn’t do my homework!”
― John Jester, Kids Jokes School Edition