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“Let’s get married and have kids so instead of doing fun stuff on the weekend we can go to a kid’s birthday party where everyone coughs.”
― The Big Book of Parenting Tweets: Featuring the Most Hilarious Parents on Twitter
― The Big Book of Parenting Tweets: Featuring the Most Hilarious Parents on Twitter
“Cutting a baby’s fingernails is like cutting the red, yellow and green wires on a bomb, hoping each clip doesn’t set off an explosion. — The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal)”
― The Big Book of Parenting Tweets: Featuring the Most Hilarious Parents on Twitter
― The Big Book of Parenting Tweets: Featuring the Most Hilarious Parents on Twitter
“3yo: *singing in the bathroom* I have to go poopoo. The poopoo is coming out. And it’s okay to touch the poo- Me: *sprints into bathroom* — Father With Twins (@FatherWithTwins)”
― The Big Book of Parenting Tweets: Featuring the Most Hilarious Parents on Twitter
― The Big Book of Parenting Tweets: Featuring the Most Hilarious Parents on Twitter
