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“There are certain elements of my life I can account for. I can show up for those I love. I can work hard, treat my body with respect, spread kindness, tip well, and vote Democrat. But ultimately, I can’t control how others perceive me. I can’t control how they organize their own lives. With my support and brilliant maternal guidance, I can only gently suggest or influence. But that’s about it.”
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
“but even if you won the lottery and paid off all your student loans, your car, and your mortgage, then went on an all-expenses-paid vacation to the Maldives, you might only be happy for a nanosecond before a whole host of other problems cropped up. You’d be in one of those thatched huts over the turquoise waters of the Indian Ocean thinking, I want to be on a yacht in Bora Bora. As soon as you attained that one thing you thought you had to have or die trying, your mind would create a new void with other unattainable wants and desires. Because that’s how the human mind functions. It wants more, more, more. The latest designer handbag, a bigger house, and the latest iPhone. Hotter sex. New clothes. Different spouse. Different lips. Different face.”
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
“The world is a big place, and the more you open your mind to see the big picture, the good, the bad, and the ass-backward, the better you know yourself and your place in it.”
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
“I believe that everyone deserves to be treated with dignity. I will die on that hill.”
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
“No matter how I spun it, my life became a lazy Susan of shit sandwiches.”
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
“The great thinkers have been writing about the suckiness of life since writing was invented.”
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
“I remember thinking how exhausting it was to exist as a rational thinker in the Bible Belt. No one judged you based on your character; instead it was all about how many times per week you went to church.”
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
“The messages we internalize, that we should be hotter, richer, more fulfilled, only increase our feelings of inadequacy.... The search for total happiness leads to unhappiness.”
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
― Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches
