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“When I was on stage, a fifty-something woman walked toward the stage and told me she wanted to show me her tattoo. She proceeded to unzip her pants and partially pull them down. Like a sucker I said, “I don’t see a tattoo.” She replied: “I had a tattoo of a mouse, but my pussy ate it!”
Gabriel Rutledge, Happiness Isn't Funny: True Stories of a Road Comic
“She goes on to write a bestselling weight loss book called Crash Diet.”
Gabriel Rutledge, Happiness Isn't Funny: True Stories of a Road Comic
“You go back in time a few weeks in your Jesus DeLorean”
Gabriel Rutledge, Happiness Isn't Funny: True Stories of a Road Comic

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