Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson > Quotes

“I’m starting to wonder if taking hostages was such a good idea.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, Dark-Boy, Vol. 1: The Dead Blue

“So wait, shooting someone seventeen times isn't okay, but shooting him seventeen times with a fifteen-round magazine doesn't raise questions?”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson

“Welcome home.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, I Keep My True Love in the Basement/REMIX

“I didn’t say I was gonna kill anyone, but come on. I’m the fucking Dead Blue. I didn’t get my reputation from slashing dandelions with a metre stick.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, Dark-Boy, Vol. 2: Sky Japan Welcome Party

“It takes two to tango in the asshole competition. Hope you can keep up because I tap dance like a bastard.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson

“Sweet dreams, motherfucker!”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, Dark-Boy, Vol. 2: Sky Japan Welcome Party

“Setting tasers to STUN!”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, Dark-Boy, Vol. 2: Sky Japan Welcome Party

“What's it like to behead a guy with a stop sign?”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, The Tea Party Affair

“Banzai!”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, Dark-Boy, Vol. 2: Sky Japan Welcome Party

“-Twenty-one rounds. Twenty-eight if your gun is already loaded and hasn’t been fired.

-It’s always loaded with a fresh magazine.

-Good. That means if we’re lucky, we’ll take twenty-five of them down with us.

-Twenty-five? You mean twenty-eight?

-No. The last three are for each of us when we inevitably run out of options.

-...You’re such a swell guy to have around. You know that, right?

-That’s what they keep telling me,”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, I Keep My True Love in the Basement/REMIX

“Leave honour for the dead, The only thing you should be concerned about is survival.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, Cobalt Rogue, Vol. 3.5: Hell Week

“Tyler: Watch yourself. They've got spears.
Damian: Great. I love spears.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, Dark-Boy, Vol. 2: Sky Japan Welcome Party

“Put the gun down, Elsa.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, I Keep My True Love in the Basement/REMIX

“The sound in my headphones ceased to exist, but somehow that’s when I truly heard everything.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson

“Yesiree, the excitement never stops!”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, I Keep My True Love in the Basement/REMIX

“It's gonna be a long day.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, Dark-Boy, Vol. 2: Sky Japan Welcome Party

“You obnoxious little shit! You're like a chicken that keeps moving around when I try to chop its head off.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson

“For God's sake, think of the children!”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, I Keep My True Love in the Basement/REMIX

“Don't insult the hair.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, Dark-Boy, Vol. 2: Sky Japan Welcome Party

“Well, you know what I always say: 'overkill is better than underkill'!”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson

“Stop shooting! You'll scratch the fucking paint!”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, Dark-Boy, Vol. 2: Sky Japan Welcome Party

“Jenny: Do you mind going back downstairs?

Damian: Why?

Jenny: Because I don’t want any dead bodies in my bathroom.

Damian: ...We don’t have to keep it in here.

Jenny: GET OUT!”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, Dark-Boy, Vol. 1: The Dead Blue

“Suddenly, Kaiser Corbane came outta nowhere! They thought they were safe! THEY WERE WRONG!”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, The Tea Party Affair

“It's nothing.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, I Keep My True Love in the Basement/REMIX

“It’s been a long and trying day... but I’m still running with half a gallon of rage in my tank.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson

“You don't scare me, Mary Poppins!”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, The Tea Party Affair

“Damian: So… why are they running?

Aria: I don’t know.

Damian: Should we run?

Aria: Why?

Damian: We are outsiders after all.

Aria: So?

Damian: So we should run to make it look like we didn’t do it.

Aria: But we didn’t do it, so what’s the problem?

Damian: But they might think differently.

Aria: So?

Damian: I think we should run.

Aria: You go do that, then.

Damian: I’m not running.

Aria: Why not?

Damian: Because you’re not running.

Aria: You’re an idiot; you just said we should run.

Damian: I changed my mind.

Aria: Why?

Damian: Because then it would look like we did it and we’re trying to get out of there.

Aria: You’re packin’ brains after all.

Damian: I’m always packin’. People just don’t look for those qualities anymore.

Aria: I do.

Damian: Okay, besides you, most bitches look for what else I’m packin’, if you know what I mean.

Aria: Ah, must be why you’re considered the disappointment of your clan.

Damian: Go fuck yourself!

Aria: Just be quiet.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, Dark-Boy, Vol. 1: The Dead Blue

“Damian: How many are above me?

Tyler: Seven.

Damian: Great. Below?

Tyler: Two. Watch yourself. They've got spears.

Damian: Great. i love spears.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, Dark-Boy, Vol. 2: Sky Japan Welcome Party

“I'm no stranger to murder.”
― Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson, The Tea Party Affair