Peter Crouch
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“Steven Gerrard was a regular complainer, not because he was ever left out but because of the strange decisions that Rafa Benítez would sometimes make. The team-sheet would go up, without Xabi Alonso’s name on it. Stevie would go bananas. ‘Why the f*** has he done that?’ Straight to Rafa’s door, bang-bang-bang.”
― How to Be a Footballer
― How to Be a Footballer
“I still find it strange that the communal bath has gone for ever. When I began it was an absolute staple of the game – all of you piling in, naked and covered in mud, a good old splash about and then climbing out with things winking in all directions. And then time passes without them, and you think, what a very strange vibe that was. Sitting in dirty water. Plasters bobbing about. Bits of grass and mud sticking to you, whether you had brought it in or not. Imagine trying to introduce the concept to the young lads now. They’d think you were insane, or predatory.”
― How to Be a Footballer
― How to Be a Footballer
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