Ralph-Michael Chiaia

“How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless."

"Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them."

"I say it’s perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

“God and other artists are always a little obscure.....”
― Oscar Wilde

“To be popular one must be a mediocrity."

"Not with Women," said the duchess, shaking her head; "and women rule the world. I assure you we can't bear mediocrities. We women, as someone says, love with our ears, just as you men love with your eyes, if you ever love at all."

"It seems to me that we never do anything else," murmered Dorian.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”
― George Bernard Shaw