John Riddle
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“Do you know why fire trucks are red? Jerry: No why? Cynthia: Fire trucks have 4 wheels. They can hold.8 men. 4 plus 8 Is 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was a ship called the Queen. Cynthia: Elizabeth. That ship sailed the seas. There are fish in the seas. Fish have fins: People from Finland are called fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time. Cynthia: Ago. Russia has red on its flag. That’s why there red, cause there always Russian around. Jerry: Lol that just made my day.”
― Text Fails: Super Funny Mishaps on Smartphones and Funny Jokes
― Text Fails: Super Funny Mishaps on Smartphones and Funny Jokes
“Peter: Omggg! How do I tell Will that I love him!? I think that I acutally LOVE him! Not just "Like" but LOVE.... Omgg help mee! William: You seriously think that? Peter: Yess Yess!! How do I tell him? William: You just did. Check who you sent this to.. Peter: Crap. Umm, this is awkward. William: No it’s not. I love you too.”
― Text Fails: Super Funny Mishaps on Smartphones and Funny Jokes
― Text Fails: Super Funny Mishaps on Smartphones and Funny Jokes
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