Tony Arnold

“Well, like, I've always thought somebody ought to write a novel in blank verse that starts out when the angels come inside the daughters of men and they bear the children which were giants in them days, which the flood wiped 'em all out, but their spirits become demons and have to follow Satan around for the rest of eternity. And them spirits still like to have sex, so when they infect nonbelievers or pigs, or what-have-you, that copulatin' urge is still inside of 'em, and so there's generally just a whole lot of ruttin' going on everywheres. And then one day there's a private detective who discovers a hidden tomb underneath a trailer park where his Mama still lives and there's a ancient codex that turns out to be a book that them sex-giants wrote about. the coming Hypocalypse. Something like that's what I like to read.”
― Tony Arnold, Tales From the Horny Panda

“This is the Argo which could still laugh at the foolishness of others and pride itself on genuine accomplishments, before the insidious infection of identity politics, ideological disconnect and unjustified narcissism. This was a town that tolerated eccentricity without crowning it queen; which remained steadfastly open-minded without forfeiting its common sense. Argo had less, but less was more.”
― Tony Arnold, Book Bastard