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“tents as well as girls’. Betty kept calling out to me and sent flying”
― Diary Of A Farting Kid: Summer Camp Blues
― Diary Of A Farting Kid: Summer Camp Blues
“followed by high jump and then finally, the relay race. All of you have to participate, there is no escaping. Let us begin.” Mr. Ruperts said. I swear to you, if the phrase “chain of disasters” didn’t exist until now, it would definitely exist after today. I failed so miserably in every single activity that I don’t think I will ever be able to show my face in a sports field ever again. Let me tell you in detail. Long jump: So basically in long jump, there is a sand pit and a line is drawn outside the pit where you have to jump from. You have to come running towards the line and jump when you reach it. Wherever your feet land on the sand is the distance you have jumped. The farther you jump, there better. Sounds pretty simple, right? Well, my body certainly didn’t seem to think so. My turn to jump was almost toward the last. After seeing everyone jump so well”
― Diary Of A Farting Kid: Summer Camp Blues
― Diary Of A Farting Kid: Summer Camp Blues
“16thJune, 2015 You are never going to believe what happened today. We got to Fred’s house in the morning; even a little earlier than we planned. He was crying puddles, the poor fellow! His father had vanished, and he still hadn’t come home. Fred reckoned that he was probably aimlessly walking around the city. We went with him to the hospital to visit his mother. The hospital looked like a dead place, all white and ugly and it stank of that Lysol/antiseptic smell. It smelled so clean, I was worried that I would fart and the stink would kill people! And you know what? The exact opposite happened! See, we went into the room where Fred’s mother was being kept. Fred was really upset”
― Diary Of A Farting Kid: Summer Camp Blues
― Diary Of A Farting Kid: Summer Camp Blues
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