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Matthew Benoit

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Born

in Burlington, Vermont, The United States

Website

http://www.authorsden.com/matthewbenoit

Genre

Literature & Fiction, Poetry

Influences

John Irving, Tom Robbins, Woody Allen

Member Since

June 2008

URL

https://www.goodreads.com/mattylou

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Emerging from the womb wearing nothing but a pair of black frame, coke bottle lens glasses, Matthew Benoit's destiny was certain to be in the rigid, field of engineering. Three published poems and thirty five years later he at last throws off the left-handed engineering yoke and tries his right hand at a novel, Whackers.

Matt currently resides in Colorado with his wife and two French cats. He is presently in his seventh year of contract engineering work and twentieth year of writing.

After 20 years of writing I finally published my first novel Whackers. Whackers is an edgy, different story about men and women and their awkward quest to relate to each other. I like different, edgy stories and try to write the same. I don't like reading the sam ...more

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When You Are Engulfed in Flames

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“If life is what you make it then make mine like my eggs, over easy.”
― Matthew Benoit

tags: humor, life

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“Children in India are going sober.”
― Matthew Benoit

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“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”
― Woody Allen

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“If life is what you make it then make mine like my eggs, over easy.”
― Matthew Benoit

tags: humor, life

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“Children in India are going sober.”
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No pretensions: just poetry. Stop by, recommend books, offer up poems (excerpted), tempt us, taunt us, tell us what to read and where to go (to read No pretensions: just poetry. Stop by, recommend books, offer up poems (excerpted), tempt us, taunt us, tell us what to read and where to go (to read it!) Goodreads honors wordsmiths: poets and poetry promoted and prompted here. ~~~ "Poetry is the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits." -- Carl Sandburg “God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.” —Anne Sexton On Clouds – “…what primitive tastes the ancients must have had if their poets were inspired by those absurd, untidy clumps of mist, idiotically jostling one another about…” —Yevgeny Zamyatin “If the poet wants to be a poet, the poet must force the poet to revise. If the poet doesn’t wish to revise, let the poet abandon poetry and take up stamp-collecting or real estate.” —Donald Hall “Poetry is a rich, full-bodied whistle, cracked ice crunching in pails, the night that numbs the leaf, the duel of two nightingales, the sweet pea that has run wild, Creation’s tears in shoulder blades.” —Boris Pasternak “Wanted: a needle swift enough to sew this poem into a blanket.” —Charles Simic “Language is a cracked kettle on which we beat out tunes for bears to dance to, while all the time we long to move the stars to pity.” —Gustave Flaubert “Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It’s that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that’s what the poet does.” —Allen Ginsberg. ~~~~~ Amy King, Moderator Amy King is the recipient of the 2015 Winner of the WNBA Award (Women’s National Book Association). Her latest collection, The Missing Museum, is a winner of the 2015 Tarpaulin Sky Book Prize. She serves on the executive board of VIDA: Women in Literary Arts and is co-editing with Heidi Lynn Staples the anthology, Big Energy Poets of the Anthropocene: When Ecopoets Think Climate Change. She is also co-editing the anthology, Bettering American Poetry 2015, and is an Associate Professor of Creative Writing at SUNY Nassau Community College. ...more

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