Dom Mazzetti
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The Swoly Bible: The Bro Science Way of Life
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published
2016
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5 editions
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“Reading a Book Don’t actually read the book, just hold it really tight so your forearms bulge out. Every time you turn a page, rip it out, because you are too strong to hold paper.”
― The Swoly Bible: The Bro Science Way of Life
― The Swoly Bible: The Bro Science Way of Life
“The locker room is like taking the subway after midnight: Chances are you are going to be fine, but you never know who is going to pull their dick out.”
― The Swoly Bible: The Bro Science Way of Life
― The Swoly Bible: The Bro Science Way of Life
“You will never look like the girl in the magazine; the girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine. Don't try to achieve your dream body; you can't have that, it's not real, that's why it's called a dream body. Instead, try to achieve your real body, which is the one you already have. Congrats, you did it. Always love yourself, even if deep down you're not truly happy and want to change things for the better. Just say fuck it and have some wine. And if that doesn't work then just actually whine.”
― The Swoly Bible: The Bro Science Way of Life
― The Swoly Bible: The Bro Science Way of Life
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