Jay Michael

“Here I am, suspending all logic and reason to walk away from life as I know it to set off on a Totally Epic Quest."

"Right?" Jack said. "I know exactly what you're saying. Isn't it funny how quickly we decided to believe all this crazy shit and just go with it? It's so completely irrational, but at the same time it just feels so right, doesn't it?"

"It does," Brayden said. "Hey, did you bother to let your job know you'd be taking some time off?"

"Uh-uh, you?"

"Nah, I'm sure it'll all work out. Come to think of it, I didn't tell anyone where I was going. Friends, family, no one."

"Me neither," Jack said. "In fact, I don't think I even bothered to lock my apartment door."

"I'm pretty sure I left the stove on.”
― Jay Michael, A Terrible Book

“That cloud looks like a horse,” Brayden said, lying on his back pointing out the fluffy, condensed precipitation in the bright blue sky.  “That one looks like a bunny and there’s a Buick.  Over there is the electrical schematic of a B-2 Bomber and that one looks like a Category Five hurricane.”
― Jay Michael, A Terrible Book