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Elijah Barns

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Born
in Brigadoon, The United Kingdom
September 05

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Conceived in a cross-fire hurricane (Mick Jagger wasn't the only one) and born in the mythical village of Brigadoon, Elijah Barns was raised in the rugged hills by feral border collies.

He wrote the first of his forthcoming trilogy, concerning The Witch and Jet Splinters, whilst imprisoned in a carpetless, flea ridden, Victorian manor, smoking inferior cigarettes and existing on lashings of hot, Yorkshire tea and anything containing chocolate.
May this be an inspiration to all of ye with lacking diets, smoker's coughs and a meagre income.

When Asked how he would describe his work, Elijah replied ...
"It's akin to Ab Fab up Enid Blyton's Faraway Tree, caught in the land of psychedelic occurrences ... with some witchcraft, jelly babies and ciggie
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Average rating: 4.87 · 23 ratings · 10 reviews · 2 distinct works
The Witch and Jet Splinters...

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“If at first you don't succeed - cheat" Lemmy Kilmister.”
Elijah Barns, The Witch and Jet Splinters: Part 1: A Bustle In The Hedgerow

“If at first you don't succeed - cheat" Lemmy Kilmister.”
Elijah Barns, The Witch and Jet Splinters: Part 1: A Bustle In The Hedgerow

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