In 1974 I discovered I had the ability to see ghosts. The same year I also discovered I was extremely gay. After much internal debate I decided to combine my above average gayness with my new found talent to become a semi-professional gay Spiritist. Today I travel around my strange hometown of Faysburg, Arkansas, helping the hottest dude spirits to fulfill their latent gay desires in order that they may find peace in the afterlife. My tales are strange, but completely true.