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“A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?" "Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." "Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "Yeah, well, it's like this....Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture...”
― Best Adult Jokes Ever
― Best Adult Jokes Ever
“A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, I'm so sorry, but if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' Without batting an eye, she replies, 'If your thing is as hard as your elbow, I'll be in room 221.' 5”
― Best Adult Jokes Ever
― Best Adult Jokes Ever
“Two guys sneak into a farmer's fruit garden and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of which ever fruit you want," said the farmer. The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says,"now shove em' all up your ass." The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then e starts to laugh. "Why you laughing?" asked the farmer. To which the man replied, "My friend is out picking watermelons!”
― Best Adult Jokes Ever
― Best Adult Jokes Ever
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