Jonathan Meres

“They’re just kissing, Dave!” said Brian appearing beside him. “It’s perfectly natural.” Yeah, thought Norm. So was going to the toilet. Didn’t mean you had to do it in flipping public, though, did it? “Hello, boys,” said Norm’s mum finally”
― Jonathan Meres, May Contain Buts

“Norm sighed and read the post for a third time. A whole bunch of different emotions were tumbling round his stomach, like clothes in a washing machine. It was hardly surprising. He and Mikey had been best friends forever. Well, not actually forever obviously, but a long time anyway. Since they were”
― Jonathan Meres, May Be Contagious