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Neal Wooten

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Neal Wooten


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Neal Wooten grew up on a pig farm on Sand Mountain in the northeast corner of Alabama before being dragged kicking and screaming to the snow-infested plains of the American Midwest. He now resides in Milwaukee with his wife and three dogs.

He is a columnist for The Mountain Valley News, an author, artist, and a standup comedian. His work has appeared in several anthologies and magazines.

He is the author of Reternity, a sci-fi novel based on the Bible, which has won eight national awards and named to Kirkus Reviews Best of 2011. His new book, The Balance, a gay-themed sci-fi novel, will be released by Bold Strokes Books in April 2014.

Average rating: 4.14 · 896 ratings · 173 reviews · 63 distinct worksSimilar authors
With the Devil's Help: A Tr...

4.04 avg rating — 557 ratings — published 2022 — 9 editions
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Pit Bulls vs Aliens

3.86 avg rating — 90 ratings — published 2015
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Granny Dollar

4.68 avg rating — 56 ratings2 editions
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The Balance

3.86 avg rating — 29 ratings — published 2014 — 2 editions
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Reternity

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4.15 avg rating — 26 ratings — published 2011 — 5 editions
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I'm Not Defective: The Stor...

4.76 avg rating — 17 ratings — published 2015 — 4 editions
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Mr. Fancy Pants: The Story ...

4.43 avg rating — 7 ratings — published 2015 — 2 editions
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Famous Dogs of Facebook

it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 6 ratings — published 2015
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My Brother, MY Judge

really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 6 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions
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Corn Born & Corn Bread: A C...

4.25 avg rating — 4 ratings2 editions
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“Darren smiled. “He saved my life and my dog’s life. He loves pit bulls.” “That’s all I need to hear.”
Neal Wooten, Pit Bulls vs Aliens

“So tell me, Mr. Freeman, if this manic-depressive apocalyptic vision of yours were to come true, if aliens were to ever come to Earth wanting to take over and live here, would we have anything that could stop them?”
Neal Wooten, Pit Bulls vs Aliens

“I say we get the country of Panama to give an evacuation order and we nuke the hell out of them . . . sir.”
Neal Wooten, Pit Bulls vs Aliens

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