Sarah Stenton

“Sweaty boobs, back fat Melting flaps and all of that Leaky ladies, a bristly chin We middle age girls cannot win Drying up, inside and out Hairy toes and hairy snout Knickers pulled up nice and high Boobs somewhere around your thigh Can’t even sneeze without a piddle Nice roll of fat around our middle But we are made of stronger stuff Though we may have a saggy muff We will age with charm and grace And hair removal cream on our face We will laugh instead of cry As the years go flying by We are kind and strong and proud And, after a few gins, very loud Anti-wrinkle cream will do its best But vodka and laughter can do the rest So, age, my friends, with a smile on your face And a Tena lady firmly in place”
― Sarah Stenton, Middle Age Madness: My Menopause Diary