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	Tyler Palewhite: Soft-Boiled Detective 3.22 avg rating — 9 ratings — published 2011 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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A World on Fire: Britain's Crucial Role in the American Civil War

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Joseph said: " The diplomacy of war is often meaner and at least more underhanded than the war itself. This isn't to imply that the suffering of soldiers isn't the greater horror. Britain helped by its neutrality which wasn't easy for them to maintain in view of pr ...more "

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“Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me.”
― Sigmund Freud

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“THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with you in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

1. You will use algebra in your adult lives.
2. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.
3. Students must stay on campus during lunch.
4. The new text books will arrive any day now.
5. Colleges care more about you than your SAT scores.
6. We are enforcing the dress code.
7. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.
8. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.
9. There is nothing wrong with summer school.
10. We want to hear what you have to say.”
― Laurie Halse Anderson, Speak

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message 4: by J.C.

Jun 21, 2012 03:35PM

Hey Joseph! Found you in the novel Publicity Karma group. It's nice to meet you! Your books look real interesting and I look forward to reading them.
best wishes to ya,

-Jason H.

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