Allyson Beatrice

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Average rating: 3.26 · 294 ratings · 63 reviews · 2 distinct worksSimilar authors
Will the Vampire People Ple...

3.24 avg rating — 290 ratings — published 2007 — 4 editions
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4.75 avg rating — 4 ratings — published 2010 — 2 editions
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“Fandom takes care of my cat when I go on vacation. I sit in the waiting room to take fandom home after wisdom teeth removals. Fandom comes to get me at LAX in the middle of the night when my flight is delayed for eight hours and my luggage has been sent to Australia by mistake. I bring Liquid Plummer to fandom when its toilet explodes. Fandom brings me ginger cookies and sits with me on my stoop when I stupidly lock myself out of my apartment. Fandom, friendom, and familydom all run on a gradient line in my brain.”
Allyson Beatrice, Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby?

“Past the age of four, it suddenly becomes unacceptable and weird to dress up as an elf, or fashion a cape out of an old blanket and pretend to "fly" down the sidewalk. It stops being cute at some point. However, it is acceptable for a fifty-two-year-old man to paint a bull's-eye on his giant gut and jiggle it while naked from the waist up in twenty-degree weather behind the goal post at a Packers game, while wearing a giant wedge of cheese on his head. People in traffic watching him walk into the game may point and laugh, but they're laughing with him. It's acceptable. He's a Great Big Fan Displaying Team Spirit!”
Allyson Beatrice, Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby?

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