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Joey Comeau

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Joey Comeau is a Canadian writer. He is best known for his novels Lockpick Pornography and Overqualified, and as co-creator of the webcomic A Softer World (with Emily Horne).

Comeau currently resides in Toronto, Ontario. He has a degree in linguistics.

My first new novel since Malagash is out now!

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My first new novel since Malagash is here. I'm terrified!

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UNDEAD HUNGRY GRANDMOTHER BIRTHDAY PARTY

Undead Hungry Grandmother Birthday Party


In a house full of family, it feels like Nan and Clara are the only ones who understand one another. Who love each other. They play chess. They wash unexplained blood and teeth down the drain. They don't always share their secrets, but they trust each other. And Read more of this blog post »
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Published on May 30, 2025 10:40 Tags: family, gore, horror, sad, splatterpunk, sweet
Average rating: 4.01 · 12,441 ratings · 1,660 reviews · 44 distinct worksSimilar authors
One Bloody Thing After Another

3.71 avg rating — 1,725 ratings — published 2010 — 14 editions
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Overqualified

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Bravest Warriors Vol. 1

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Malagash

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The Summer Is Ended and We ...

3.51 avg rating — 1,066 ratings — published 2013 — 7 editions
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Lockpick Pornography

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Ninja-rella: A Graphic Novel

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The Complete Lockpick Porno...

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The Girl Who Couldn't Come

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The Summer is Ended and we are not yet Saved by Joey Comeau
"A perfect book! Anything is possible and everything is incredible. I feel alive, unlike some very unfortunate campers and camp counselors. What else could you ask for from a horror novel? The Summer is Ended and We Are Not Yet Saved screams instant c" Read more of this review »
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“Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom ‘do you still love me?’ you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even.”
Joey Comeau , Overqualified

“I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.”
Joey Comeau, Lockpick Pornography

“I think the best life would be one that's lived off the grid. No bills, your name in no government databases. No real proof you're even who you say you are, aside from, you know, being who you say you are. I don't mean living in a mountain hut with solar power and drinking well water. I think nature's beautiful and all, but I don't have any desire to live in it. I need to live in a city. I need pay as you go cell phones in fake names, wireless access stolen or borrowed from coffee shops and people using old or no encryption on their home networks. Taking knife fighting classes on the weekend! Learning Cantonese and Hindi and how to pick locks. Getting all sorts of skills so that when your mind starts going, and you're a crazy raving bum, at least you're picking their pockets while raving in a foreign language at smug college kids on the street. At least you're always gonna be able to eat. ”
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“I am so wily and feminine that I could live by your side for a lifetime and deceive you afresh each day.”
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Joey Comeau Pooyan wrote: "Hi joey . tnx for accepting friendship. I consider myself your fist fan from Iran!"

Thank you! It's nice to meet you.

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