Alan Goldsher
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August 2007
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Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
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2010
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13 editions
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Modest Mouse: A Pretty Good Read
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2006
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5 editions
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My Favorite Fangs: The Story of the Von Trapp Family Vampires
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2012
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5 editions
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Hard Bop Academy: The Sidemen of Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers
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2002
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2 editions
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Give Death a Chance
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2012
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The Record Haus
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2003
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2 editions
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Jam
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2002
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2 editions
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Linsanity: The Improbable Rise of Jeremy Lin
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2012
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2 editions
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Digging Dave Brubeck and Time Out!
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Desktop Tetherball: It's a Wrap!
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“I said to him, "State your business, mortal!" There was no need for me to call him "mortal" or to speak like a sixteenth-century knight. It just sounded cool.”
― Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
― Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
“George Harrison: The day after the Blue Angel audition, John showed up to rehearsal with a long list of name suggestions, and I remember each and every one of them: the Deads-men, the Deadmen, the Undeads-men, the Undeadmen, the Rots, the Rotters, the Dirts, the Dirty Ones, the Grayboys, the Eaten Brains, the Eating Brains, the Mersey Beaters, the Mersey Beaten, the Bloodless, the Graves, the Headstones, and the Liverpools of Blood. Paul ripped off John's right arm and used it to slap John across the face, then he said, "Those're horrible, mate, just horrible, y'know.”
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“George had taken off all ten of his fingers and tied them into a bundle with what appeared to be either his own small intestines, or a guitar string; as I walked into the room, he lovingly placed the bundle on his head.”
― Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
― Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
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“I said to him, "State your business, mortal!" There was no need for me to call him "mortal" or to speak like a sixteenth-century knight. It just sounded cool.”
― Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
― Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
“George Harrison: The day after the Blue Angel audition, John showed up to rehearsal with a long list of name suggestions, and I remember each and every one of them: the Deads-men, the Deadmen, the Undeads-men, the Undeadmen, the Rots, the Rotters, the Dirts, the Dirty Ones, the Grayboys, the Eaten Brains, the Eating Brains, the Mersey Beaters, the Mersey Beaten, the Bloodless, the Graves, the Headstones, and the Liverpools of Blood. Paul ripped off John's right arm and used it to slap John across the face, then he said, "Those're horrible, mate, just horrible, y'know.”
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“George Harrison: Paul transformed me in my bedroom, and it was awkward, to say the least. It was like being on a blind date, complete with stilted conversation and elliptical innuendo. He said, "So." Then I said, "So." Then he said, "So." Then I said, "So." That went on for, I dunno, five minutes or something.”
― Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
― Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
“George had taken off all ten of his fingers and tied them into a bundle with what appeared to be either his own small intestines, or a guitar string; as I walked into the room, he lovingly placed the bundle on his head.”
― Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
― Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
“Then he said in his most excellent Mick impression, "Your powers are useless against Ninja Lords, O great zombie hunter! Surrender or feel the sting of the shuriken!”
― Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
― Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
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On Wednesday, August 22, beginning at 11:00 EST, novelist/ghostwriter Alan Goldsher will answer your questions about his new remix novel "My Favorite ...more





































