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Dale Seslick



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Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary...

3.35 avg rating — 337 ratings — published 2010 — 4 editions
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“Stay safe. Stay alive. Stay unreanimated.”
Dale Seslick, Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary: The A-Z Guide to Staying Alive
tags: humor

“The Army will follow protocol to the letter. Trusting that their superiors know what’s going on they will quarantine infected areas leaving those who have not yet been bitten unable to escape. They will pay no attention to anyone who is trying to explain to them that their whole family has just been infected, and they will happily nuke entire cities just to keep the infection under control, with no regard for anyone who may still be alive inside. After all, what’s a little collateral damage between friends? What do they have to worry about? They’ve got guns as standard issue. And they probably started the whole thing anyway through some deranged weapons experiment.”
Dale Seslick, Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary: The A-Z Guide to Staying Alive

“The Police will pat you on the head and tell you to run along home now, sonny, when you try and explain to them that the local shopping centre has been invaded by the undead.”
Dale Seslick, Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary: The A-Z Guide to Staying Alive



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