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How to Marry a Finnish Girl

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“PPROBLEM: You "forget" to take off your shoes in the house.

SOLUTION: There's no solution to this. She'll divorce you if you don't take off your shoes.”
― Phil Schwarzmann, How to Marry a Finnish Girl

tags: conventions, finland, habits, marriage, problems, shoes

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“You're already dead inside. Years of living in Espoo have made you an empty husk of a human being. They don't call their hockey team the "Espoo Blues" for nothing.”
― Phil Schwarzmann, How to Marry a Finnish Girl

tags: cities, espoo, finland, living

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“You're an unemployed bum. Should you live in that Finnish city by the lake with the S-market and K-market? Or how about that other Finnish city by the lake with the S-market and K-market? Finnish cities are all so very different!”
― Phil Schwarzmann, How to Marry a Finnish Girl

tags: cities, finland, living, originality, supermarkets

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