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Vernon D. Burns

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Website

http://www.guyandcampbell.com

Genre

Science Fiction & Fantasy, Literature & Fiction, Women & Gender Studies

Member Since

January 2012

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Vernon has been writing one book a week now for the last seventy two years, and he estimates that he has sent roughly 9,000 query letters to presses great and small. Very recently, at the age of 82, he teamed up with Guy and Campbell Publishing to finally bring his books to the public. He is also the author of such other classics as Sharkzilla, Cavern of the Diarrhia Monster, and the Gluyns, Elf Warrior Triacontatrology (thirty-book series).

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I’m nineteen years old and was born and raised in Colorado. I like mountain biking and steak dinners. I have a dog named Cowboy.

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Vernon D. Burns’s books

Average rating: 3.8 · 30 ratings · 17 reviews · 2 distinct works

	Gods of the Jungle Planet 3.55 avg rating — 22 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Double Feature by Vernon D. Burns (Goodreads Author), Albert C. Clapp 4.50 avg rating — 8 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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Series by Vernon D. Burns

Gods of the Jungle Planet (1 book)
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3.55 avg rating — 22 ratings

Quotes by Vernon D. Burns (?)

“Baby, where we're going, you won't need a shirt.”
― Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet

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“He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really bothered him. And maybe that clown a little bit.”
― Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet

tags: clown, death, horse, humor, raptor

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“The guy got torn the hell in half. He's in two big pieces, and he's very dead, unless I need him for the plot later.”
― Vernon D. Burns

tags: narrative-logic

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Vernon’s Quotes

“Baby, where we're going, you won't need a shirt.”
― Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet

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“That scorpion is turning me into a human! Quick, stop him! Before the transformation is complete!”
― Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet

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tags: clown, death, horse, humor, raptor

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“Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment.”
― Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet

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“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

tags: fantasy, humor, scifi

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