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Tom Conrad

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ABOUT TOM CONRAD:

Tom Conrad is a very busy man. When not talking about himself in the third person, he likes to think of amusing bio descriptions:

"Born. Wrote many an ebook (continually delighted people actually read them)... Not dead yet!"

See, time well spent?!

ABOUT TOM CONRAD'S BOOKS:

Available on all Amazon platforms. I recommend Suicide is not a Plan B and That Semicolon Bitch Had to Die

ABOUT "ABOUT SECTIONS":

They describe what things are about.

Contact me direct: shutupanddeal@hotmail.com. My email address is actually the last line delivered in a favourite film of mine, and has nothing to do with my previous life as a world-class poker player.

Thank you for dropping by, I hope you enjoy one (or all) of my books x
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Grammar Nazi reductionism, Indie Authors and the dreaded one star reviews (an essay by Tom Conrad).

“There are books full of great writing that don’t have very good stories. Read sometimes for the story… don’t be like the book-snobs who won’t do that. Read sometimes for the words -the language. Don’t be like the play-it-safers who won’t do that. But when you find a book that has both a good story and good words, treasure that book.

— Stephen King

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That Semicolon Bitch Had To...

4.15 avg rating — 26 ratings — published 2012 — 3 editions
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Risk of Infection

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Rich Pickings for Ravens (T...

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An American Detective in Lo...

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The First Cocktail in Londo...

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Couldn't Love

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The Finite Chimps

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The Beast With Three Backs

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That Coxom & Blondage Affair

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Depressed

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“Lust fades after climax, love lasts until breakfast!”
Tom Conrad

“I am not depressed; my life is just shit. As a consequence of my not being depressed, I am not like them. You need to know this from the very off. You need to know I, Arch Fry, will not allow myself to be neatly pigeonholed, erroneously labelled or closed off in some tidy little box - one to be shelved away and conveniently forgotten about.
No, I am not depressed: NOT. DEPRESSED.
You see, I’m just not stuck in some deep unassailable chasm like all the rest, like all these other poor fuckers who’ve so readily accepted that noose of a word.”
Tom Conrad, Depressed

“He grumbles incoherently, opens the window a fraction and continues to smoke away. It’s like every time Sidney Drake enters a new location he has to readjust the atmosphere, akin to one of those sci-fi shows where they oxygenate the planet, but for my dad it’s in a suffocating reverse. He replaces the clean wholesome air with a non-stop puff of toxic poison.”
Tom Conrad

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message 12: by Tom

Tom Conrad He's American, he's a detective... and he's in London!

Happy Saturday, one and all! My new short story is out now (available on Kindle). Hope you have time to check it out.

UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/American-Dete...

US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BJTGOF6


J.G. Keely Thanks for the friend request. Always nice to encounter another admirer of Adams'. Looking forward to seeing you around the site.


message 10: by Tom

Tom Conrad Just a shame she's no upper body... :)


Victoria Limbert NICE LEGS :p


message 8: by Tom (last edited May 21, 2012 12:36PM)

Tom Conrad The 3 day KDP promo has left me fagged, shagged & bashed and in need of a few days off, but here I find myself on my new favourite site, Good Reads... :)


message 7: by Tom

Tom Conrad Have run out of messages on here, but it's the last day of my FREE promo. Really appreciate if you can find time to download my ebook.

Rich Pickings For Ravens:

US http://amzn.to/JC9D0O UK http://amzn.to/JWCDPm

FREE TODAY ONLY


message 6: by Tom

Tom Conrad Thanks, Martin. Much appreciated.


Martin Belcher Hi Tom, thanks for the offer of a free promo copy of your new book Rich Pickings For Ravens. I've downloaded a copy on my Kindle and will try it out. Best regards, Martin.


Johnny Noctor Hi Tom, thanks for the invite. Nice to meet you.


message 3: by Mike

Mike Long Tom- thanks for befriending me. If any of your Friends there have any interest in the American West, I hope you'll ask them to look at my two historical novels. They're on Kindle, there are some reviews at amazon.com, and my web site is www.mckendreelong.com. Best regards, Mike Long.


message 2: by Sean

Sean Campbell Hi Tom,
Thanks for adding me. Best of luck with your freebie promo on Amazon this weekend - shout if you need a retweet.
Sean


Collette Scott Hi Tom,

Thanks so much for your friendship. It's nice to connect :D


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