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A.B. Bard


Born
in Seattle, Canada
April 12, 1990

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Genre
Fiction, Humor and Comedy, Poetry

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Mr. Bard is not now, nor has he ever been, a member of the Republican Party. Mr. Bard does not Tweet. He was once nominated to push a cart, but he never got to push the cart so he went home. He was awarded a sheepskin (BAaa) from Reed College Sleeper Cell. He is way too classy to make a Bachelor o fart joke in his bio. He has never been a Creative writing adjunct. His one super power is the ability to repel all conventional measures of literary success. Lap to a cat. Pal to a girl. God to a dog. Dog to the man.

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Average rating: 3.83 · 12 ratings · 3 reviews · 1 distinct work
The Killer Poet's Guide to ...
3.83 avg rating — 12 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions
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