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Phoenix Baker

Goodreads Author

Website

https://www.phoenixbaker.net

Twitter

featherwatt

Genre

Erotica, Ebooks, Humor and Comedy

Influences

Spider Robinson, Terry Pratchett, and other authors who have nothing w ...more

Member Since

March 2013

URL

https://www.goodreads.com/featherwatt

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Hello! I write smut. Or rather, I write happy, sex-positive stories that aren't afraid of the occasional bit of blatant humanity. When was the last time you saw a character in a novel stop mid-sentence to sneeze? Or walk into a room, immediately forget what the hell she went in there for, and wander around for a minute trying to remember what she was doing? These little malfunctions are a part of being alive, and I think we need to see more of them in our fiction. I hope that you enjoy my stories about malfunctioning humans who fall in love and do really weird things to each other.

About me:
I am kept warm and dry by a beautiful redhead, who keeps me in a little hutch at the bottom of her garden. I write my stories in the dirt with a stick, a ...more

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Phoenix Baker’s books

Average rating: 4.01 · 240 ratings · 32 reviews · 16 distinct works • Similar authors

	Mittens 3.83 avg rating — 137 ratings — published 2013 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Schrödinger's Mittens [Mittens #2]: A story about love, quantum mechanics, uncertainty, and butt stuff. 4.42 avg rating — 31 ratings — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Cyber Mittens [Mittens #3]: A story about computers, exhibitionism, subwoofers, and a carrot. 4.04 avg rating — 25 ratings — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	High Voltage Mittens [Mittens #4]: A story about electrodes, transformers, and highly conductive terror-sweat. 4.25 avg rating — 20 ratings — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Remote Control Mittens [Mittens #5]: A story about rollercoasters, radio waves, and a very good friend. really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 11 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Strap On Mittens [Mittens #6]: A story about toys, domestic chemistry, and a really long drill bit. 4.29 avg rating — 7 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Foxbutt: A story about foxes and butts 4.33 avg rating — 6 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Beautiful Foxbutt 4.67 avg rating — 3 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Sónic the Hedgehog 2 Coloring Book for kids: 2022 Sónic 2 Coloring Book for Kids With Exclusive Unofficial Images For All Fans (Amazing Gift Sónic the Hedgehog Book) 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Ēncanto Coloring Book: Beautiful Illustrations Of Ēncanto Characters and Iconic Scenes for Toddler, Kids, Boys And Girls 2022 with Over 100 Incredibly ... Hours Of Fun, Relaxation, and Stress Relive 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars