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S. Schell’s Followers (1)
S. Schell
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Stupid 911 Calls (Volume 1)
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published
2011
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Lincoln celebrations... 1910 [Leather Bound]
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Managing Across Cultures byS. Schell
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“I’m calling because a thief was just in my house. My dog saw him, and was barking.” “What does the thief look like?” “I don't know, he's invisible. Only the dog can see him.” * * * * *”
― Stupid 911 Calls
― Stupid 911 Calls
“Hello, 911? I’m calling from my car phone.” “What is the emergency?” “There’s been a man following me in his car, ever since I left the gym. Can you send a police officer to intercept him?” “Where are you now?” “Wait, I just passed the [Anon] convenience store. I’m going to circle around the block, and I’ll pull in there and run inside.” ... “I’m inside the store now. I’m going to run behind the counter.” [Voice in the background: “What are you doing here? You cannot be back here.” Explains to store owner that she’s on the phone with 911, and is hiding from a man who is chasing her.] “He just pulled into the parking lot. Oh, my god, he’s coming in here. He’s coming toward me. He’s reaching into his pocket. He’s trying to give me something. ... It’s a piece of paper. Hold on. It says, “I don't normally do this, but we go to the same gym, and I've been wanting to ask you out on a date. Um, never mind, operator." [hang up]”
― Stupid 911 Calls
― Stupid 911 Calls
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