Born in 1362 in Atlantis to Prussian immigrants, Van Buskirk was constantly tormented as a child for his silly face. It wasn't until the age of 17 that the gander garnered attention as a prankster and…
I am a real human who definitely exists on this material plane. I am in no way a 'fake' or 'fraud' human. I am made of meat and bones. I am not a pseudonym. I am a real human bean. I'm that ole 🌰
