What if I have an insignificant other? Or two? Or one significant other and some wannabees? And if none of the aforementioned is the case, can I use my whole hand rather than just one finger? Are there pictures for the sex parts? That usually is helpful. Usually. ............... IDK. Does that mean I can get it like for free or something? Or you pay me to look at it even better yet.

And what if I don't feel like it? What if I'd rather get my kicks from sending stupid messages to yet-to-be-discovered "poets?"

And under no circumstances will I fuck Utah; and you should stop it yourself. Place has been fucked enough by all those rich and clean Mormons. Shit man; Scott Card is enough to make you puke and diarhea at the same time.

You sure you're not from Jersey? Brooklyn maybe?

SonnyL wrote: "What if I have an insignificant other? Or two? Or one significant other and some wannabees? And if none of the aforementioned is the case, can I use my whole hand rather than just one finger? Are t..."

*cringe*