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Are you "really" going to read this? As in "Really", really? ;)
Yes! Yes, really, really, really. It's gonna be a train wreck, but I'm sure it will entertain me!
'Apparently the gender-flipping of character was "really fast and easy," wrote Meyer: "It turns out that there isn't much difference at all between a female human in love with a male vampire and a male human in love with a female vampire."'
And now we've got an official endorsement from a super-famous writer for the oft-misused and abused "Find-and-Replace" feature of Microsoft Word.
I am going to cry now.
Ah hell no! Please, PLEASE say it isn't true!
The thing also is this: Stephenie Meyer already tried to exploit her story line further. She already published the first book from Edward's perspective and an additional one about the live of one of the vampires. It backfired because those were even more horrible than the original story. Now we're getting this??? I'm gonna say the same thing here that I'm currently preaching to every film studio: IF YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH ORIGINAL SHIT, STAY OUT OF BUSINESS!
Seriously, I'm so sick and tired of all the spin-offs and remakes (with only one or two exceptions)!!!
Larissa wrote: "Oh boy. Isn't this a job for obsessed fanfic writers? I'm pretty sure this already exists online somewhere"
I'm sure it does, too.
Trish wrote: "The thing also is this: Stephenie Meyer already tried to exploit her story line further. She already published the first book from Edward's perspective and an additional one about the live of one o..."
I just can't wait to read it! Seriously. Twilight was so much fun for me to read a million years ago. *snort*
I just can't help myself...
*hangs head in shame*
Brad wrote: "'Apparently the gender-flipping of character was "really fast and easy," wrote Meyer: "It turns out that there isn't much difference at all between a female human in love with a male vampire and a ..."
And I thought I was unsettled before I read this...... it's like boys and girls are exactly the same :/.
I have a feeling Beau is going to be really whiny.
Trish wrote: "The thing also is this: Stephenie Meyer already tried to exploit her story line further. She already published the first book from Edward's perspective and an additional one about the live of one o..."
I didn't think she ever did publish... Midnight Sun?
She was writing it, and had it stored on her site, and when hackers got a hold of it and released parts of it to the public she threw a tantrum and refused to publish it...
I'll be interested to see if ALL characters are gender flipped... Or is it just these two?
Does... Beau go and live with his mother (Charlise?), after dad (Ryan?) ran off and got married and follow his new wife(Felicia?), who is a baseball pro?
Does... Edythe (ffs, seriously?) live with Carlie and Elliot Cullen, and their other "kids", Jessica and Mark?
Do they have a baby boy, whom they name Ryiot Carlise?
Tell me that doesn't make you morbidly curious!
I think Stephanie Meyer has become:
It's the only explanation.
omg i cant for you to read this. Seriously. I can't wait =)
Figgy wrote: "Trish wrote: "The thing also is this: Stephenie Meyer already tried to exploit her story line further. She already published the first book from Edward's perspective and an additional one about the..."
Yes! Yes! Yes! YOU GET IT! This will be so delicious! I'm sooooo excited! Sure, it sounds horrible, but can it REALLY be that bad?
Only one way to find out!
Brad wrote: "I think Stephanie Meyer has become:
It's the only explanation."
I can't even...*dies laughing*
Ok, so I'm sure it would be hard, after writing something like this, to make a new name for yourself. But JK Rowling managed to do it, right? I don't get why she keeps recycling the same characters. NEW. Write something NEW.
Okay I'm soooo glad you are reading this since you are not ashamed to admit you actually enjoyed Twilight. I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around this concept (Midnight Sun was enough of a regurge), but I CAN. NOT. WAIT. for people to be cool with "Edythe" being all stalkeriffic since she lacks a penis. As for me? I think I'll wait for the pop up book of touch and feel werewolf abs. It has to be coming soon, right?????
*drools*
Yes, I'm an unashamed fan of these books, but the idea that she's writing another 'regurge', as you say, is a tad unbelievable. I was just chatting with the BFF, and she is sort of dumbfounded as well. I won't be surprised if I enjoy this, though. I drink cheese, and this looks to be cheeserific.
Anne wrote: "I just can't wait to read it! Seriously. Twilight was so much fun for me to read a million years ago. *snort*
I just can't help myself...
*hangs read in shame*"
Figgy wrote: "I didn't think she ever did publish... Midnight Sun?
She was writing it, and had it stored on her site, and when hackers got a hold of it and released parts of it to the public she threw a tantrum and refused to publish it..."
I honestly have no idea if she ever published the entire thing or if just part of it got leaked and it doesn't matter. It doesn't change anything.
I can't. I just. I can't.
I will "read" that book Kelly suggested ;)
Also, I REALLY want to see what you think.
I think it offends me that the color of the apple changed even,
"LOOK GUYS!! It's a GREEN apple! So it's a completely different story!!!!"
Does this mean New Moon will have a daisy on the cover??
Alissa wrote: "I think it offends me that the color of the apple changed even,
"LOOK GUYS!! It's a GREEN apple! So it's a completely different story!!!!"
Does this mean New Moon will have a daisy on the cover??"
No, Stephenie Meyer thinks there are green tulips (as in not ripe yet).
Oh no, Alissa that's because red is for girls and green is for boys!
Hahahahaha! I'm all in, baby! I may even purchase this bad-boy on my Kindle. FANTASTIC! Bwahahahaha!
If anyone is looking for me, I'm in the bathroom - I'm very sick right now.
Anne wrote: "Hahahahaha! I'm all in, baby! I may even purchase this bad-boy on my Kindle. FANTASTIC! Bwahahahaha!"
Are you for serious? That sucker was like $99.99 (or $13 - same diff)
Hurry up, Trish, you're not the only one waiting to use the toilet... oh god... too late... does someone have a were-mop to clean this up?
Trish wrote: "If anyone is looking for me, I'm in the bathroom - I'm very sick right now."
from puke or diarrhea? For me, it's both ;-)
Kelly (and the Book Boar) wrote: "Anne wrote: "Hahahahaha! I'm all in, baby! I may even purchase this bad-boy on my Kindle. FANTASTIC! Bwahahahaha!"
Are you for serious? That sucker was like $99.99 (or $13 - same diff)"
I know, I know! But...THE CHEESE!
You whiner babies are gonna defriend me if I 5 star this bad-boy, aren't you? *giggle*
Brad wrote: "Hurry up, Trish, you're not the only one waiting to use the toilet... oh god... too late... does someone have a were-mop to clean this up?"
Sorry, this shit is so bad, it took a while until I was done.
Alissa wrote: "Trish wrote: "If anyone is looking for me, I'm in the bathroom - I'm very sick right now."
from puke or diarrhea? For me, it's both ;-)"
Definitely both!
I'm just glad I'm not the only one having this reaction!
Anne wrote: "You whiner babies are gonna defriend me if I 5 star this bad-boy, aren't you? *giggle*"
NO, but I will have to try very hard (and probably fail) to not make fun of you :P
Anne wrote: "You whiner babies are gonna defriend me if I 5 star this bad-boy, aren't you? *giggle*"
never! Just make it full of sparkly gif goodness!!
SHELLY!!!!! Yes, buddy read!
Twitards Unite!
Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "Anne wrote: "You whiner babies are gonna defriend me if I 5 star this bad-boy, aren't you? *giggle*"
NO, but I will have to try very hard (and probably fail) to not make fun of you :P"
And this is different from every other day...how? ;)
Alissa wrote: "Anne wrote: "You whiner babies are gonna defriend me if I 5 star this bad-boy, aren't you? *giggle*"
never! Just make it full of sparkly gif goodness!!"
Oh, it's gonna sparkle with vampire goodness! Plenty of Shovel Face gifs out there, baby!
Trish wrote: "Brad wrote: "Hurry up, Trish, you're not the only one waiting to use the toilet... oh god... too late... does someone have a were-mop to clean this up?"
Sorry, this shit is so bad, it took a while..."
*knocks on bathroom door softly*
You ok in there, honey?
Shit! Shit! My tablet just caught on fire!
I don't know you, but I had to say the gif you used is the best thing that has happened to me today!
I LOL'ed.
:)
*laughing helplessly at Anne's posts* You go, girl!!!
Anne wrote: "Shit! Shit! My tablet just caught on fire!"
That's what happens when you buy shit like this! Natural reaction.
Mónica wrote: "I don't know you, but I had to say the gif you used is the best thing that has happened to me today!
I LOL'ed.
:)"
I'm so glad, Mónica! LOL! At least somebody is enjoying this.
Sh3lly (Not all those who wander are lost) wrote: "Dang, you already bought it? When are you starting this?"
If you want to buddy-read, I'll wait for you, Sh3lly. I'm in no hurry. Got a few things from the library that I need to get done first.
Tadiana ✩ Night Owl☽ wrote: "*laughing helplessly at Anne's posts* You go, girl!!!"
I think it's best to own up to your shortcomings, don't you think?
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Are you "really" going to read this? As in "Really", really? ;)
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Yes! Yes, really, really, really. It's gonna be a train wreck, but I'm sure it will entertain me!
'Apparently the gender-flipping of character was "really fast and easy," wrote Meyer: "It turns out that there isn't much difference at all between a female human in love with a male vampire and a male human in love with a female vampire."'And now we've got an official endorsement from a super-famous writer for the oft-misused and abused "Find-and-Replace" feature of Microsoft Word.
I am going to cry now.
Ah hell no! Please, PLEASE say it isn't true!
Oh boy. Isn't this a job for obsessed fanfic writers? I'm pretty sure this already exists online somewhere
The thing also is this: Stephenie Meyer already tried to exploit her story line further. She already published the first book from Edward's perspective and an additional one about the live of one of the vampires. It backfired because those were even more horrible than the original story. Now we're getting this??? I'm gonna say the same thing here that I'm currently preaching to every film studio: IF YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH ORIGINAL SHIT, STAY OUT OF BUSINESS!Seriously, I'm so sick and tired of all the spin-offs and remakes (with only one or two exceptions)!!!
Larissa wrote: "Oh boy. Isn't this a job for obsessed fanfic writers? I'm pretty sure this already exists online somewhere"I'm sure it does, too.
Trish wrote: "The thing also is this: Stephenie Meyer already tried to exploit her story line further. She already published the first book from Edward's perspective and an additional one about the live of one o..."I just can't wait to read it! Seriously. Twilight was so much fun for me to read a million years ago. *snort*
I just can't help myself...
*hangs head in shame*
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Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
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Brad wrote: "'Apparently the gender-flipping of character was "really fast and easy," wrote Meyer: "It turns out that there isn't much difference at all between a female human in love with a male vampire and a ..."And I thought I was unsettled before I read this...... it's like boys and girls are exactly the same :/.
I have a feeling Beau is going to be really whiny.
Trish wrote: "The thing also is this: Stephenie Meyer already tried to exploit her story line further. She already published the first book from Edward's perspective and an additional one about the live of one o..."I didn't think she ever did publish... Midnight Sun?
She was writing it, and had it stored on her site, and when hackers got a hold of it and released parts of it to the public she threw a tantrum and refused to publish it...
I'll be interested to see if ALL characters are gender flipped... Or is it just these two?
Does... Beau go and live with his mother (Charlise?), after dad (Ryan?) ran off and got married and follow his new wife(Felicia?), who is a baseball pro?
Does... Edythe (ffs, seriously?) live with Carlie and Elliot Cullen, and their other "kids", Jessica and Mark?
Do they have a baby boy, whom they name Ryiot Carlise?
Tell me that doesn't make you morbidly curious!
I think Stephanie Meyer has become: It's the only explanation.
omg i cant for you to read this. Seriously. I can't wait =)
Figgy wrote: "Trish wrote: "The thing also is this: Stephenie Meyer already tried to exploit her story line further. She already published the first book from Edward's perspective and an additional one about the..."Yes! Yes! Yes! YOU GET IT! This will be so delicious! I'm sooooo excited! Sure, it sounds horrible, but can it REALLY be that bad?
Only one way to find out!
Brad wrote: "I think Stephanie Meyer has become:It's the only explanation."
I can't even...*dies laughing*
Ok, so I'm sure it would be hard, after writing something like this, to make a new name for yourself. But JK Rowling managed to do it, right? I don't get why she keeps recycling the same characters. NEW. Write something NEW.
Okay I'm soooo glad you are reading this since you are not ashamed to admit you actually enjoyed Twilight. I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around this concept (Midnight Sun was enough of a regurge), but I CAN. NOT. WAIT. for people to be cool with "Edythe" being all stalkeriffic since she lacks a penis. As for me? I think I'll wait for the pop up book of touch and feel werewolf abs. It has to be coming soon, right?????
*drools*Yes, I'm an unashamed fan of these books, but the idea that she's writing another 'regurge', as you say, is a tad unbelievable. I was just chatting with the BFF, and she is sort of dumbfounded as well. I won't be surprised if I enjoy this, though. I drink cheese, and this looks to be cheeserific.
Anne wrote: "I just can't wait to read it! Seriously. Twilight was so much fun for me to read a million years ago. *snort*I just can't help myself...
*hangs read in shame*"
Figgy wrote: "I didn't think she ever did publish... Midnight Sun?
She was writing it, and had it stored on her site, and when hackers got a hold of it and released parts of it to the public she threw a tantrum and refused to publish it..."
I honestly have no idea if she ever published the entire thing or if just part of it got leaked and it doesn't matter. It doesn't change anything.
I can't. I just. I can't.
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Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
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I will "read" that book Kelly suggested ;)Also, I REALLY want to see what you think.
I think it offends me that the color of the apple changed even,"LOOK GUYS!! It's a GREEN apple! So it's a completely different story!!!!"
Does this mean New Moon will have a daisy on the cover??
Alissa wrote: "I think it offends me that the color of the apple changed even,"LOOK GUYS!! It's a GREEN apple! So it's a completely different story!!!!"
Does this mean New Moon will have a daisy on the cover??"
No, Stephenie Meyer thinks there are green tulips (as in not ripe yet).
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Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
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Oh no, Alissa that's because red is for girls and green is for boys!
Hahahahaha! I'm all in, baby! I may even purchase this bad-boy on my Kindle. FANTASTIC! Bwahahahaha!
If anyone is looking for me, I'm in the bathroom - I'm very sick right now.
Anne wrote: "Hahahahaha! I'm all in, baby! I may even purchase this bad-boy on my Kindle. FANTASTIC! Bwahahahaha!"Are you for serious? That sucker was like $99.99 (or $13 - same diff)
Hurry up, Trish, you're not the only one waiting to use the toilet... oh god... too late... does someone have a were-mop to clean this up?
Trish wrote: "If anyone is looking for me, I'm in the bathroom - I'm very sick right now."from puke or diarrhea? For me, it's both ;-)
Kelly (and the Book Boar) wrote: "Anne wrote: "Hahahahaha! I'm all in, baby! I may even purchase this bad-boy on my Kindle. FANTASTIC! Bwahahahaha!"Are you for serious? That sucker was like $99.99 (or $13 - same diff)"
I know, I know! But...THE CHEESE!
You whiner babies are gonna defriend me if I 5 star this bad-boy, aren't you? *giggle*
Brad wrote: "Hurry up, Trish, you're not the only one waiting to use the toilet... oh god... too late... does someone have a were-mop to clean this up?"Sorry, this shit is so bad, it took a while until I was done.
Alissa wrote: "Trish wrote: "If anyone is looking for me, I'm in the bathroom - I'm very sick right now."
from puke or diarrhea? For me, it's both ;-)"
Definitely both!
I'm just glad I'm not the only one having this reaction!
Figgy wrote: "Trish wrote: "Do they have a baby boy, whom they name Ryiot Carlise?"
LMFAO
LMFAO
Anne wrote: "You whiner babies are gonna defriend me if I 5 star this bad-boy, aren't you? *giggle*"
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Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
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Anne wrote: "You whiner babies are gonna defriend me if I 5 star this bad-boy, aren't you? *giggle*"NO, but I will have to try very hard (and probably fail) to not make fun of you :P
I'm a total Twihard, though. I just liked it the way it was, I don't want Edythe or Beau. Oh who am I kidding, buddy read, Anne?
Anne wrote: "You whiner babies are gonna defriend me if I 5 star this bad-boy, aren't you? *giggle*"never! Just make it full of sparkly gif goodness!!
SHELLY!!!!! Yes, buddy read! Twitards Unite!
Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "Anne wrote: "You whiner babies are gonna defriend me if I 5 star this bad-boy, aren't you? *giggle*"NO, but I will have to try very hard (and probably fail) to not make fun of you :P"
And this is different from every other day...how? ;)
Alissa wrote: "Anne wrote: "You whiner babies are gonna defriend me if I 5 star this bad-boy, aren't you? *giggle*"never! Just make it full of sparkly gif goodness!!"
Oh, it's gonna sparkle with vampire goodness! Plenty of Shovel Face gifs out there, baby!
Trish wrote: "Brad wrote: "Hurry up, Trish, you're not the only one waiting to use the toilet... oh god... too late... does someone have a were-mop to clean this up?"Sorry, this shit is so bad, it took a while..."
*knocks on bathroom door softly*
You ok in there, honey?
Shit! Shit! My tablet just caught on fire!
I don't know you, but I had to say the gif you used is the best thing that has happened to me today!I LOL'ed.
:)
*laughing helplessly at Anne's posts* You go, girl!!!
Dang, you already bought it? When are you starting this?
Anne wrote: "Shit! Shit! My tablet just caught on fire!"That's what happens when you buy shit like this! Natural reaction.
Mónica wrote: "I don't know you, but I had to say the gif you used is the best thing that has happened to me today!I LOL'ed.
:)"
I'm so glad, Mónica! LOL! At least somebody is enjoying this.
Sh3lly (Not all those who wander are lost) wrote: "Dang, you already bought it? When are you starting this?"If you want to buddy-read, I'll wait for you, Sh3lly. I'm in no hurry. Got a few things from the library that I need to get done first.
Tadiana ✩ Night Owl☽ wrote: "*laughing helplessly at Anne's posts* You go, girl!!!"I think it's best to own up to your shortcomings, don't you think?
