Zach’s review of Towers of Midnight (The Wheel of Time, #13) > Likes and Comments
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Best review of anything ever.
Great review. Did you only just now catch the Jesusy stuff? I noticed it way back on book 3 or 4. Tarmon'gaidon is pronounced an awful lot like Armageddon...
"Tell us again about how you "cleansed the taint," Nynaeve. (High-fives PERRIN.)"
bwahaha.
thank you. this shit is amazing.
Blood and bloody ashes, that was brilliant! Thank you so much for this review.
Awesome man. Light and blooby ashes...lol.
Hahahaha Nice one!
(give Zach a High-Five)
Mary wrote: ""Tell us again about how you "cleansed the taint," Nynaeve. (High-fives PERRIN.)"
bwahaha.
thank you. this shit is amazing."
I'll be honest: this entire review was an elaborate excuse to make that single joke
Blood and ashes! This review was fantastic. I was expecting some reference to the universal large boobs and a take on spanking too.
Very yes. To everything about this. Very, very yes.
This is basically the best thing ever, the end.
I gotta know, since I’m stuck on book 11 and can’t read anymore without developing narcolepsy: did Perrin ever get that barley?
That was the best review I have ever read.
BTW why did I had a picture of Damon Salvatore whenever I read Rand's lines in this review?? LOL..
You are about to be lit up over this hilarious review!
Thank you... can we be friends now lol (I’m kidding I’m fully aware of the creep shadow that is ‘online friending’)
Best review of anything ever. I lost my shit when you got to Elayne.
Hysterical! - Elaine: "I'm invincible until I give birth..."
Everyone else:
Oh my god this is brilliant I couldn’t stop laughing. It’s better than the book!
You must be a writer, great stuff, loved it!
This is a five-star review! Well done!
Aaaand now you made my day. Favorite part: Mat cursing. Nailed it
Holy fucking shit, I am clutching my sides belly laughing! Thank you for this!
Brilliant summary, but it lacks one tiny thing. You forgot to let Rand remind us, that he is the dragon reborn!
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Great review. Did you only just now catch the Jesusy stuff? I noticed it way back on book 3 or 4. Tarmon'gaidon is pronounced an awful lot like Armageddon...
"Tell us again about how you "cleansed the taint," Nynaeve. (High-fives PERRIN.)"bwahaha.
thank you. this shit is amazing.
Blood and bloody ashes, that was brilliant! Thank you so much for this review.
Awesome man. Light and blooby ashes...lol.
Hahahaha Nice one! (give Zach a High-Five)
Mary wrote: ""Tell us again about how you "cleansed the taint," Nynaeve. (High-fives PERRIN.)"bwahaha.
thank you. this shit is amazing."
I'll be honest: this entire review was an elaborate excuse to make that single joke
Blood and ashes! This review was fantastic. I was expecting some reference to the universal large boobs and a take on spanking too.
Very yes. To everything about this. Very, very yes.
This is basically the best thing ever, the end.
I gotta know, since I’m stuck on book 11 and can’t read anymore without developing narcolepsy: did Perrin ever get that barley?
That was the best review I have ever read.BTW why did I had a picture of Damon Salvatore whenever I read Rand's lines in this review?? LOL..
You are about to be lit up over this hilarious review! Thank you... can we be friends now lol (I’m kidding I’m fully aware of the creep shadow that is ‘online friending’)
Best review of anything ever. I lost my shit when you got to Elayne.
Hysterical! - Elaine: "I'm invincible until I give birth..." Everyone else:
Oh my god this is brilliant I couldn’t stop laughing. It’s better than the book!
You must be a writer, great stuff, loved it!
This is a five-star review! Well done!
Aaaand now you made my day. Favorite part: Mat cursing. Nailed it
Holy fucking shit, I am clutching my sides belly laughing! Thank you for this!
Brilliant summary, but it lacks one tiny thing. You forgot to let Rand remind us, that he is the dragon reborn!
