Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~’s review of Then, Earth Swallowed Ocean > Likes and Comments
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Ok yes, this review is excellent and I'm sufficiently scared of the book and also had nearly forgotten about Armie Hammer so *no thank you* for that
Sam (AMNReader) wrote: "Ok yes, this review is excellent and I'm sufficiently scared of the book and also had nearly forgotten about Armie Hammer so *no thank you* for that"
Lol that's the only cannibalism reference I can think of outside of horror movies I guess
A GR friend recently read a dinosaur erotica where the “hero” (who was a dinosaur) ate the heroine’s arm. 😳 But the dino book wasn’t even supposed to be sexy, just silly satire. That THIS includes cannibalism as supposedly legit hotness is greatly disturbing. Wtf is wrong with writers these days? The quest for ever more ridiculous levels of Dark Dark Daaaark has resulted in…books like this. No thx. 🙄
Sarah Mac wrote: "A GR friend recently read a dinosaur erotica where the “hero” (who was a dinosaur) ate the heroine’s arm. 😳 But the dino book wasn’t even supposed to be sexy, just silly satire. That THIS includes ..."
I agree. Sometimes you can tell they're trying so hard to make the hero in particular dark. If I get that feeling then I'm not going to enjoy it, it's going to seem cheesy. Like, don't have him go on for paragraphs about how dark and bad he is, just have him do something bad for god's sake.
I love it when my Dino reads cross the review space continuum. He was a prehistoric bad boy. Roar.
Great review. Ya the cannibalism in general is a big no for me.
Kristina wrote: "I love it when my Dino reads cross the review space continuum. He was a prehistoric bad boy. Roar."
So how did she survive her arm being chewed off?
Clarice wrote: "Great review. Ya the cannibalism in general is a big no for me."
Yeah... his werewolf saliva made it heal quickly but OW
Heather ~*innocent handbag*~ wrote: "Kristina wrote: "I love it when my Dino reads cross the review space continuum. He was a prehistoric bad boy. Roar."
So how did she survive her arm being chewed off?"
I forget… something along the lines of magical spit.
Ah yes, always the magical spit!
ITA. Too many authors waste words on the hero babbling about how awful/dark/terrible he is, just like they waste words on the heroine babbling how she’s misunderstood/misfit/not like other girls. Zzzz.
@Kristina - Was he a raptor or an allosaur? I forget.
You missed out on the church sex, Heather! And the demon daddy scene!
Nenia ✨ I yeet my books back and forth ✨ wrote: "You missed out on the church sex, Heather! And the demon daddy scene!"
Lol that's almost enough to make me check this out again 😂
The detour storyline between Wright+ Devil/Dead Wife/Sadie is just cumbersome. If the plot was a bit more staid or linear, I think it would be a potent mix of erotic and sinister. Instead it feels like another tangent, hazey, murky piece.
Imara219 wrote: "The detour storyline between Wright+ Devil/Dead Wife/Sadie is just cumbersome. If the plot was a bit more staid or linear, I think it would be a potent mix of erotic and sinister. Instead it feels ..."
I agree!
Who do you think you are, Armie Hammer?
LOL! Omg, this exactly! I'm about to DNF too, for these very reasons.
Missie wrote: "Who do you think you are, Armie Hammer?
LOL! Omg, this exactly! I'm about to DNF too, for these very reasons."
I wanted to love this so bad lol
Not me reading what you didn't like about this and.... casually adding it to my tbr 👀
Dino-Jess ✮ The Book Eating Dinosaur ✮ wrote: "Not me reading what you didn't like about this and.... casually adding it to my tbr 👀"
I absolutely cannot WAIT to see what you think!
u saw erotic horror and said surely nothing horrific will occur
Haleigh wrote: "u saw erotic horror and said surely nothing horrific will occur"
Yeah every time I read erotic horror I mentally prepare myself for the inevitable cannibalism
This was me. There wasn't enough of everything else to balance out him snacking on her leg.
Ginger wrote: "This was me. There wasn't enough of everything else to balance out him snacking on her leg."
Lollll put the leg-snacking in the background unless it's a turkey leg
I can't get with the whole knotting thing. It gives Ick. I don't want to sign up for this either. Thanks for the warning lol.
I loved this book, this review is amazing 🤩 😂
Kate wrote: "I loved this book, this review is amazing 🤩 😂"
Haha thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed the book :)
Selena wrote: "I can't get with the whole knotting thing. It gives Ick. I don't want to sign up for this either. Thanks for the warning lol."
I feel the same about it!!!
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Ok yes, this review is excellent and I'm sufficiently scared of the book and also had nearly forgotten about Armie Hammer so *no thank you* for that
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Sam (AMNReader) wrote: "Ok yes, this review is excellent and I'm sufficiently scared of the book and also had nearly forgotten about Armie Hammer so *no thank you* for that"Lol that's the only cannibalism reference I can think of outside of horror movies I guess
A GR friend recently read a dinosaur erotica where the “hero” (who was a dinosaur) ate the heroine’s arm. 😳 But the dino book wasn’t even supposed to be sexy, just silly satire. That THIS includes cannibalism as supposedly legit hotness is greatly disturbing. Wtf is wrong with writers these days? The quest for ever more ridiculous levels of Dark Dark Daaaark has resulted in…books like this. No thx. 🙄
Sarah Mac wrote: "A GR friend recently read a dinosaur erotica where the “hero” (who was a dinosaur) ate the heroine’s arm. 😳 But the dino book wasn’t even supposed to be sexy, just silly satire. That THIS includes ..."I agree. Sometimes you can tell they're trying so hard to make the hero in particular dark. If I get that feeling then I'm not going to enjoy it, it's going to seem cheesy. Like, don't have him go on for paragraphs about how dark and bad he is, just have him do something bad for god's sake.
I love it when my Dino reads cross the review space continuum. He was a prehistoric bad boy. Roar.
Great review. Ya the cannibalism in general is a big no for me.
Kristina wrote: "I love it when my Dino reads cross the review space continuum. He was a prehistoric bad boy. Roar."So how did she survive her arm being chewed off?
Clarice wrote: "Great review. Ya the cannibalism in general is a big no for me."Yeah... his werewolf saliva made it heal quickly but OW
Heather ~*innocent handbag*~ wrote: "Kristina wrote: "I love it when my Dino reads cross the review space continuum. He was a prehistoric bad boy. Roar."So how did she survive her arm being chewed off?"
I forget… something along the lines of magical spit.
Ah yes, always the magical spit!
ITA. Too many authors waste words on the hero babbling about how awful/dark/terrible he is, just like they waste words on the heroine babbling how she’s misunderstood/misfit/not like other girls. Zzzz.
@Kristina - Was he a raptor or an allosaur? I forget.
You missed out on the church sex, Heather! And the demon daddy scene!
Nenia ✨ I yeet my books back and forth ✨ wrote: "You missed out on the church sex, Heather! And the demon daddy scene!"Lol that's almost enough to make me check this out again 😂
The detour storyline between Wright+ Devil/Dead Wife/Sadie is just cumbersome. If the plot was a bit more staid or linear, I think it would be a potent mix of erotic and sinister. Instead it feels like another tangent, hazey, murky piece.
Imara219 wrote: "The detour storyline between Wright+ Devil/Dead Wife/Sadie is just cumbersome. If the plot was a bit more staid or linear, I think it would be a potent mix of erotic and sinister. Instead it feels ..."I agree!
Who do you think you are, Armie Hammer? LOL! Omg, this exactly! I'm about to DNF too, for these very reasons.
Missie wrote: "Who do you think you are, Armie Hammer? LOL! Omg, this exactly! I'm about to DNF too, for these very reasons."
I wanted to love this so bad lol
Not me reading what you didn't like about this and.... casually adding it to my tbr 👀
Dino-Jess ✮ The Book Eating Dinosaur ✮ wrote: "Not me reading what you didn't like about this and.... casually adding it to my tbr 👀"I absolutely cannot WAIT to see what you think!
u saw erotic horror and said surely nothing horrific will occur
Haleigh wrote: "u saw erotic horror and said surely nothing horrific will occur"Yeah every time I read erotic horror I mentally prepare myself for the inevitable cannibalism
This was me. There wasn't enough of everything else to balance out him snacking on her leg.
Ginger wrote: "This was me. There wasn't enough of everything else to balance out him snacking on her leg."Lollll put the leg-snacking in the background unless it's a turkey leg
I can't get with the whole knotting thing. It gives Ick. I don't want to sign up for this either. Thanks for the warning lol.
I loved this book, this review is amazing 🤩 😂
Kate wrote: "I loved this book, this review is amazing 🤩 😂"Haha thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed the book :)
Selena wrote: "I can't get with the whole knotting thing. It gives Ick. I don't want to sign up for this either. Thanks for the warning lol."I feel the same about it!!!
