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oliver was a dare but then i broke the dare and oliver is 8 i dont want to date an 8 year od
its weird tp date an 8 year old as a dare
whut did he do to you and come to my chat
JUST BE WOTH HER AND BE HAPPY I DONT WANT TO MAKE U SAD
umm siena we still friends and thanks
yes we can be friends i dont mind and i support your relation ship
thanks i bet it really hurts to lose someone you love
Did we have the same mother somehow (except I sneaked around and read it when I was 10, hehe. I regret that now)
I wasn't allowed to read ANY OF THEM, and so I feel like the only person on the planet who wanted to but didn't.
750 pages?? at this point i just have respect for the young twilight fans that had the time and patience to get through a 750-page book way back when
LoL 🤣 that intro was so good! It's also a really good question because I wouldn't know which was more impressive either.
Unknown Reviews wrote: "Did we have the same mother somehow (except I sneaked around and read it when I was 10, hehe. I regret that now)"
i watched the first movie at an elementary school-era sleepover...we're a couple of rulebreakers
Scout wrote: "I wasn't allowed to read ANY OF THEM, and so I feel like the only person on the planet who wanted to but didn't."
i felt SO LEFT OUT
Meaghan wrote: "the first time I read the imprinting scene I was such a brainwashed Twi-hard that I actually CRIED because I was overcome with emotion. I will not be taking questions at this time."
i thought it was a PERFECT SOLUTION so you have nothing to be ashamed of. or we both should be ashamed. one or the other
Emma wrote: "bahahahahaha love that"
it's iconic
chiara wrote: "750 pages?? at this point i just have respect for the young twilight fans that had the time and patience to get through a 750-page book way back when"
my take: more impressive to be a child who read twilight than a child who read harry potter
Rachel wrote: "LoL 🤣 that intro was so good! It's also a really good question because I wouldn't know which was more impressive either."
thank you and agreed!
i read the whole series in about two weeks when i was in sixth grade, and then my mom found out a couple months later from another dance mom that they bang in this one. she was so scandalized. "ruthie, did bella and edward have SEX?!" "...yeah... but they were married!" looking back she probably thought her poor eleven year old had stumbled upon softcore porn or something, lmao
Ruthie wrote: "i read the whole series in about two weeks when i was in sixth grade, and then my mom found out a couple months later from another dance mom that they bang in this one. she was so scandalized. "rut..."
oh my god
Ahaha, similar story: I started reading the series when I was 12/13. By the time I got to the last one, I knew Bella would have a baby because my school bus friends spoilt it (lol) — when I told my mom that this would happen (I had almost zero knowledge about sex at this point — just knew that when the egg and the sperm mates, a zygote is formed — nothing about the actual activity), my mom took the library book from my hands, scoured it for about 3 hours, and then deemed it safe for me to read. Little did she know about the problematic imprinting, hahaha.
Adi Rocks Socks (semi hiatus) wrote: "Ahaha, similar story: I started reading the series when I was 12/13. By the time I got to the last one, I knew Bella would have a baby because my school bus friends spoilt it (lol) — when I told my..."
amazing
Of course you gave it a two why I'm i not surprised.. anyway this is one of those books I'd sleep almost halfway through
If you want these books to be creepier, Edward is a Gerard Way fanfic.
Adrian wrote: "Of course you gave it a two why I'm i not surprised.. anyway this is one of those books I'd sleep almost halfway through"
this took me 10 days to read, so i slept many times during it
Ele wrote: "If you want these books to be creepier, Edward is a Gerard Way fanfic."
oh my god
Maro wrote: "wow. a good quote from twilight? cool"
life is full of surprises
I love your reviews sooo much 😂 It have been 8 years now since I've read this one, but I still feel you hahaha But I think the second one is most boring. I was so angry at the end and thought (SPOILER!) "Well, we just wated nearly 500 pages and now when you found him the book ends???". I would never read them again 😂😂
booksandscarves wrote: "I love your reviews sooo much 😂 It have been 8 years now since I've read this one, but I still feel you hahaha But I think the second one is most boring. I was so angry at the end and thought (SPOI..."
while the second is number one with a bullet in terms of boredom, the anti-choice agenda here sent this one rocketing to worst in the series for me
Great review! I fever read this the first few times, and when I approached it again I could never get through all of it. I definitely skipped Jacob's part during some of the rereads, and my best friend never read that part to begin with, we both agree it was unnecessary and doesn't add much to the plot.
James wrote: "I decided to read a sentence one day and I could feel my life ending with each word I tried to read"
That's how I felt when I tried to pick up Twilight a couple years and couldn't even get through the first paragraph
Brigitte wrote: "Great review! I fever read this the first few times, and when I approached it again I could never get through all of it. I definitely skipped Jacob's part during some of the rereads, and my best fr..."
jacob really is the mayor of snoozetown
James wrote: "I decided to read a sentence one day and I could feel my life ending with each word I tried to read"
how doom and gloom
this is the best review I’ve ever read 😂😂
julie zhang wrote: "this is the best review I’ve ever read 😂😂"
this means the world to me, especially bc now i can pretend at least one good thing came of me reading this
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oliver was a dare but then i broke the dare and oliver is 8 i dont want to date an 8 year od
its weird tp date an 8 year old as a dare
whut did he do to you and come to my chat
JUST BE WOTH HER AND BE HAPPY I DONT WANT TO MAKE U SAD
umm siena we still friends and thanks
yes we can be friends i dont mind and i support your relation ship
thanks i bet it really hurts to lose someone you love
Did we have the same mother somehow (except I sneaked around and read it when I was 10, hehe. I regret that now)
I wasn't allowed to read ANY OF THEM, and so I feel like the only person on the planet who wanted to but didn't.
750 pages?? at this point i just have respect for the young twilight fans that had the time and patience to get through a 750-page book way back when
LoL 🤣 that intro was so good! It's also a really good question because I wouldn't know which was more impressive either.
Unknown Reviews wrote: "Did we have the same mother somehow (except I sneaked around and read it when I was 10, hehe. I regret that now)"i watched the first movie at an elementary school-era sleepover...we're a couple of rulebreakers
Scout wrote: "I wasn't allowed to read ANY OF THEM, and so I feel like the only person on the planet who wanted to but didn't."i felt SO LEFT OUT
Meaghan wrote: "the first time I read the imprinting scene I was such a brainwashed Twi-hard that I actually CRIED because I was overcome with emotion. I will not be taking questions at this time."i thought it was a PERFECT SOLUTION so you have nothing to be ashamed of. or we both should be ashamed. one or the other
Emma wrote: "bahahahahaha love that"it's iconic
chiara wrote: "750 pages?? at this point i just have respect for the young twilight fans that had the time and patience to get through a 750-page book way back when"my take: more impressive to be a child who read twilight than a child who read harry potter
Rachel wrote: "LoL 🤣 that intro was so good! It's also a really good question because I wouldn't know which was more impressive either."thank you and agreed!
i read the whole series in about two weeks when i was in sixth grade, and then my mom found out a couple months later from another dance mom that they bang in this one. she was so scandalized. "ruthie, did bella and edward have SEX?!" "...yeah... but they were married!" looking back she probably thought her poor eleven year old had stumbled upon softcore porn or something, lmao
Ruthie wrote: "i read the whole series in about two weeks when i was in sixth grade, and then my mom found out a couple months later from another dance mom that they bang in this one. she was so scandalized. "rut..."oh my god
Ahaha, similar story: I started reading the series when I was 12/13. By the time I got to the last one, I knew Bella would have a baby because my school bus friends spoilt it (lol) — when I told my mom that this would happen (I had almost zero knowledge about sex at this point — just knew that when the egg and the sperm mates, a zygote is formed — nothing about the actual activity), my mom took the library book from my hands, scoured it for about 3 hours, and then deemed it safe for me to read. Little did she know about the problematic imprinting, hahaha.
Adi Rocks Socks (semi hiatus) wrote: "Ahaha, similar story: I started reading the series when I was 12/13. By the time I got to the last one, I knew Bella would have a baby because my school bus friends spoilt it (lol) — when I told my..."amazing
Of course you gave it a two why I'm i not surprised.. anyway this is one of those books I'd sleep almost halfway through
If you want these books to be creepier, Edward is a Gerard Way fanfic.
Adrian wrote: "Of course you gave it a two why I'm i not surprised.. anyway this is one of those books I'd sleep almost halfway through"this took me 10 days to read, so i slept many times during it
Ele wrote: "If you want these books to be creepier, Edward is a Gerard Way fanfic."oh my god
Maro wrote: "wow. a good quote from twilight? cool"life is full of surprises
I love your reviews sooo much 😂 It have been 8 years now since I've read this one, but I still feel you hahaha But I think the second one is most boring. I was so angry at the end and thought (SPOILER!) "Well, we just wated nearly 500 pages and now when you found him the book ends???". I would never read them again 😂😂
booksandscarves wrote: "I love your reviews sooo much 😂 It have been 8 years now since I've read this one, but I still feel you hahaha But I think the second one is most boring. I was so angry at the end and thought (SPOI..."while the second is number one with a bullet in terms of boredom, the anti-choice agenda here sent this one rocketing to worst in the series for me
Great review! I fever read this the first few times, and when I approached it again I could never get through all of it. I definitely skipped Jacob's part during some of the rereads, and my best friend never read that part to begin with, we both agree it was unnecessary and doesn't add much to the plot.
I decided to read a sentence one day and I could feel my life ending with each word I tried to read
James wrote: "I decided to read a sentence one day and I could feel my life ending with each word I tried to read"That's how I felt when I tried to pick up Twilight a couple years and couldn't even get through the first paragraph
I liked the movie well enough, especially the part where the wolf boy was rebuilding motorcycles in his shed, who wouldn’t love that, but the book... i’m not sure if it will ever be classified as Literature 💁🏻♂️
Brigitte wrote: "Great review! I fever read this the first few times, and when I approached it again I could never get through all of it. I definitely skipped Jacob's part during some of the rereads, and my best fr..."jacob really is the mayor of snoozetown
James wrote: "I decided to read a sentence one day and I could feel my life ending with each word I tried to read"how doom and gloom
this is the best review I’ve ever read 😂😂
julie zhang wrote: "this is the best review I’ve ever read 😂😂"this means the world to me, especially bc now i can pretend at least one good thing came of me reading this
I haven't read it yet, I am on the first BUT I loved reading the review and it was super funny! I don't think this is going to be my favorite book series at all.