Jonathan’s answer to “Can you tell us a two-sentence horror story?” > Likes and Comments

"Many people want to be cloned, but no one wants to be a clone." Anthony #5 said.
"I need both kidneys," Anthony said.

And another two sentence horror story:
"I love what I see of myself in you," he said.
"I adore you," she said and kissed him.

And another two sentence horror story:

"PrototypeF3 has run a bayesian analysis and has come to believe that Jesus rose from the dead," said George.
Bob sighed and asked, "Does he believe he'll be resurrected too, now that we will have to wipe him?"

And another two sentence horror story:
When he opened the folder he found pictures of his wife in a hospital bed holding a newborn. The dates on the file were from March 2018, about a year into the Nepal contract.

And another two sentence horror story:
"No one will believe you," she said. "And no one will even ask if you actually did it."

And another two sentence horror story:
"Goodbye Rolf, tell your mother I'm out of town next weekend and won't be able to take you." Fritz said.
"Bye-Bye Daddy; Heil Hitler," said little Rolf.

And another two sentence horror story:
"I'm taking the kids," she said. "And if you try to fight it, I'll say you abused us."

And another two sentence horror story:

"Can I be a martyr, Daddy?" Ahmed asked. "I want to go to heaven with you."

And another two sentence horror story:
"If you love me you'll do this!" she said.
"Of course, honey," he mumbled.