Julio’s answer to “I don't mean to be rude or anything but are you gay?” > Likes and Comments

LOL your answer made me smile .

*big gay smile in return*

Giggity

"feel it throbbing under your screen"

OMG!*laughs so hard, tries to stop but fails*

Thank god someone finally asked! This uncertainty has been killing me.

Would never have believed it...;) <3

Holy Moly. Nice response. As always.

Now can you sing it to the tune of I feel Pretty?

I feel it! Thanks for getting your gay all over my screen. ;)

As Sophia said on the Golden Girls, "the man's as gay as a picnic basket".

someone else said i am GAY AS THE DAY IS LONG

GAY AS 18 BALLOONS

Right Apeiron cause he has been so vague...I couldn't be certain. I had thought he might be a little gay, but now I know he's like WAAAYYYY gay. No sex with girls, got it.

He couldn't be gayer if his name was Gay Gayerson.

GAYER THAN A FIRE AT THE CIRQUE DU SOLEIL

we can finally risk mentioning gay romance without fear of getting shoved in the locker. *ties 18 balloons to a picnic basket*

Than an all male choir singing show tunes on Fire Island.

High fives MostlyDelores...gonna use that.

*high-fives Pixie*
The Gay Gayerson thing was from an episode of Roseanne, I have good writers.

GAYER THAN A JULIO IN CAPSLOCK

“I’m not even bisexual, I’m a total fag! I never even touched a tit.”

Excerpt From: Merikan, K.A. “Guns n' Boys, Book 1.1.

i find that line so offensive i can't even. i hope it's clear through all this that i'm joking, and that sexuality is fluid and non-binary, and that i love women and women-bits also.

just nowhere near as much as i like manbits.

now, back to the foolishness—

GAYER THAN RUSH LIMBAUGH'S OXYCONTIN DEALER'S BANK ACCOUNT

"feel my gay"<---LOL

Sorry to offend, Julio! :(

you didn't offend me, my love! the quote irritated me. you—

you may stay.

would you like to feel my gay as well?

still here. still throbbing.

just for you, right now.

touch the screen.

touch me in the gay.

I will never like the word "throbbing".

it is an obnoxious word. like 'moist' but less suggestive of stinky feet

Noooooooooooooo Julio!! You are gay???? I would have never guessed.


Or perhaps a tiny bit..

You burst into flames? I knew it, you're a phoenix.

don't mean to be rude or anything... (?)

*ugh are you friends with her??or i don't know maybe she saw your profile picture ;)

Wow. Shocker.

I feel like reading your blog posts and/or reviews would answer this question.

*blinks* wow lol. also, please don't start with the "moist"...........................

GAYER THAN A MOIST TOWELETTE ON A THROBBING APPENDAGE

Stooooooppppppppppp eeeeeeeeet!!!! Except the THROBBING APPENDAGE part, that we can keep.

*big smile*
te e dicho cuanto te quiero?

claro. pero dímelo otra vez, belleza. me encanta oírlo

also, GAYER THAN AN EPISCOPALIAN MINISTER NAMED BRENDA PERFORMING HOMO CIVIL CEREMONIES ON A BEACH WITH A UNION STICK AND UNITY BEADS

NO! You're gay?

Now you've destroyed all my believes! ;-)

(kidding)

"a moist towelette on a throbbing appendage" *bursts out laughing*

Bueno, hay te va otra vez.
Te quiero too much un chingo! ;-*

SO GAY I WENT COMPLETELY ROUND THE SPECTRUM AND AM NOW HET FOR MARCIE

*heart-eyes*
*breathless excitement*
Be still, my beating heart.
*swoons*

ok but I've gone round again and am now GAY AS A COCKYBOYS TEASER ON XTUBE

So only sort of gay :p

i beg your pardon madam??? *offended to the sky* oh, that's a good one: GAYER THAN MAGGIE SMITH ON DOWNTON ABBEY

Hee!

*mumbles sleepily at 2:49AM friday morning*

...gayer than da vinci's chapbook