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I get the heck away from any low-I.Q. person who doesn't understand my clear direct usage of the English language.

Any writer who expresses themselves eccentrically deserves not to be understood. I was eccentric until I taught myself not to be when I was continually not understood. My brain wasn't fully developed at a time I was purely ignorant-- had no opinion.

Who in your opinion is a good source to write for?

My wife has a genius IQ but is Japanese. She speaks good English but sometimes misses the nuances of my twisted way of thinking and expressing myself. The problem is compounded by my slipping in and out of pig Latin, unaware that I'm doing it.

I believe that eccentricity is a defense mechanism necessary for survival under certain circumstances. One setting would be being strapped to a crucifix in the basement of a convent which houses brides of Jesus who've replaced the Eucharist with strips of freshly harvested fetuses from a local abortion clinic, especially if they were mainlining STP and methedrine. A little eccentricity might keep them at bay.

"Who in your opinion is a good source to write for?"

This is a trick question? I don't understand it. Source of what? Writing what for? Maybe the gingko powder I put on my oatmeal isn't halting the advance of Alzheimer's disease.