Raymond’s answer to “Do you do book signings?” > Likes and Comments

Wait...you're not Joyce Carol Oates? Then what are you doing in my friends list?! (ノ_<、)

I am not Oates. I am not It, not a little teapot, not a duck, not a goose.
I am not, nor never have been the Eggman, nor any Walrus. I am not a number, nor my name, nor my shadow, nor my genetic code.
I am not Sam, and have no opinion at all of green eggs, nor any ham

I belong on your friend's list 'cause I am fond of little porcelain-faced possessed dolls.
I mean, who doesn't?

if you're not oates are you hall

"borrow a pen"
"BORROW A PEN"
pssh call yourself an author

Well, someone's got to call me an author.
Mom tells everyone I'm a dentist but she's still in denial.

maybe shes jus sayin ur clumsy