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An Appreciation of the Udder by Stewart Stafford
Abe Lincoln borrowed Mabel Brown's bra,
The bustiest gal in the county by far,
Stretched it right back as far it would go,
Launched himself up, a skyrocketing crow.
He soared up so high, he couldn't believe it,
Saw an aerial shot of Mabel's mighty cleavage,
Birds wondered about the youthful intruder,
Touched the dark rim of space, no blue there.
Gravity tapped Honest Abe on the shoulder,
He fell back to earth like a tumbling boulder,
Broke his
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Going to Fords Theatre to watch the play is like going to Hooters for the food.
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― Assassination Vacation
― Assassination Vacation
