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Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool, but it is your job to make him awesome
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It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!
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