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Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.
”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“
Your security and safety are paramount," he says. "They come first."
"Meaning..."
Now I have all his attention. "Technically, I am the boss of you."
Oh, he is smug.
I purse my lips. I don't care for that at all. "Has anyone ever told you charm isn't your strong suit?"
His patience has run out. "Charm doesn't keep royalty alive."
Touché.
...more
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― Tokyo Ever After
― Tokyo Ever After





















