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Chick Flick
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Honey, you look straight out of a check flick," he remarked.
Again, I blinked.
Then, again, I asked, "Sorry?"
"cute outfit. Glass of wine. Sexy , messy hair. Cute house that looks out of a magazine. Not a lick of makeup and you look prettier than any woman I've seen for over a year. Gabbin on the phone like you look this good, in a place that looks this good every day when that shit's impossible." He paused before he concluded, "Chick flick."
Did he say sexy, messy hair?
And that I looked prett
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Why couldn't Mr. Darcy, in the first half hour of the movie, simply walk up to Elizabeth and say, "Hey, I like you. Do you want to go out on a date? And, by the way, I'm filthy rich." I'll tell you why. Because that would defeat the purpose of a chick flick, which is to entertain women and torture men.
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― Kiss Me Like You Mean It: Solomon's Crazy in Love How-To Manual
― Kiss Me Like You Mean It: Solomon's Crazy in Love How-To Manual