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Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!
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― Stairway to Awesomeness!: 30 Fundamental Steps to Living a Life of Awesomeness!
― Stairway to Awesomeness!: 30 Fundamental Steps to Living a Life of Awesomeness!
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Why do Jesus and Mary only appear on Mexican food? Huh? Answer me that? Nobody ever sees the face of God in a California roll.
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