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Counselor
“
I break eye contact, then realize you must never break eye contact with the school counselor, or she’ll find something deeply psychological in your downward glance. I force eye contact again.
”
― Challenger Deep
― Challenger Deep
“
Guidance Counselor: [leaning forward, looking at Mom and Dad] “Do the two of you have marriage issues?”
Mother responds with unladylike language. Father suggests that the guidance counselor visit that hot, scary underground world. The guidance counselor grows quiet. Maybe she understands why I keep it zipped.
”
― Speak
― Speak
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