“
At least with the Catholics, you know that when someone hands you a cracker there’s gonna be wine in the mix at some point.
”
― Echopraxia
― Echopraxia
“
What is a sensitive person?” said the Cracker to the Roman Candle.
“A person who, because he has corns himself, always treads on other people's toes,” answered the Roman Candle in a low whisper; and the Cracker nearly exploded with laughter.
...more
”
― Oscar Wilde Stories for Children
― Oscar Wilde Stories for Children
