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Elf
“
You have been given a gift and gifts are not always deserved, but they should always be accepted.
”
― Elfin
― Elfin
“
Elf-dog," hissed Gimlet, retrieving his beard.
"Pig of a dwarf," suggested Legolam.
"Toymaker."
"Gold-digger.
...more
”
― Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
― Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
















































