Fantasy Humor


Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch, #1)
The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1)
Good Omens
Mort (Discworld, #4; Death, #1)
Equal Rites (Discworld, #3; Witches, #1)
Going Postal (Discworld, #33; Moist von Lipwig, #1)
Witches Abroad (Discworld, #12; Witches, #3)
Soul Music (Discworld, #16; Death, #3)
Wyrd Sisters (Discworld, #6; Witches, #2)
Lords and Ladies (Discworld, #14; Witches, #4)
The Light Fantastic (Discworld, #2; Rincewind, #2)
Reaper Man (Discworld, #11; Death, #2)
Night Watch (Discworld, #29; City Watch, #6)
Another Fine Myth (Myth Adventures, #1)
Monstrous Regiment (Discworld, #31; Industrial Revolution, #3)
Jeff Mach
It’s a little-known fact, but Unicorns are something like 20% paint, and their horns are stolen exclusively from endangered species.
Jeff Mach, There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord

Allan Walsh
Oh, have you raised a dead dragon yet?
Allan Walsh, Making Magic

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